Litter Box
By Eric Darsie
Having to clean the litter box
Really does stink, a lot
Cleaning up cat poop and clumps of pee
I guess I’ll just have to get nasty
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La-la-la-litter box, why do you do?
Why do you do these things to me?
Why do you make me clean you?
Couldn’t you be a bit like our toilet?
Yes, cats, dogs, and animals alike do need to go
But can’t they go like us,
In our toilets and flush their things down?
It would be a lot cheaper shot to our wallets
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I know they like my touch and love
They do appreciate when I do clean the litter box
But what a world it would be if, you know,
If our animals were toilet trained
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